Mistery of the Missing Maid

Because of you Bitch..

• No Capitol Satay Celup
• No "Me and Mrs Jones" and beers and kahlua with my family
• No Jonkers Street
• No Uncle Joe's mango juice
• No spending more time with Fluffy the humping crazy dog
• No my favorite wanton mee
• Not enough family gossips
• Not enough time on that machine that jiggles and wobbles my fats
• No Aunty Alice cussing
• Lots and lots of mood cramps
• Lots and lots of family gotong royong at home